Johnny is already thinking of retirement! And yes, I mean my future fantasy husband. And yea, I mean Johnny Depp.
GUYS! Do you know how SADDENING that is? The dude hasn't even won an OSCAR yet! He needs to AT LEAST wait until that happens...
I know he isn't retiring tomorrow (God forbid), but I'm stressing as IF that's about to happen. Do you see the problem in Johnny retiring???? I'M NOT EVEN FAMOUS YET! Frankly, far from it!!! HOW AM I GOING TO MEET JOHNNY DEPP BY BEING UN-FAMOUS?!
Do I seriously need to stalk him? Seriously right now? Seriously?
I don't think I'll go that far... But I am saddened by the possible fact that I'll never get to meet Johnny. Not to sound selfish, but I was inspired to become famous just to meet HIM. Just to get the privilege of meeting him or befriending him or JUST SAYING HI TO HIM! Anything!
Hey, if Johnny reads my blog and comments on it... That would be absolutely amazing-fantastic-fabulous-outrageous-etc.-ness
I CHALLENGE YOU, JOHNNY DEPP, TO COMMENT ON MY BLOG AND POSSIBLY MEET ME IN REAL LIFE!!!!! But let's stick to the easy part of commenting on my blog...
There. Now, let's see what happens.
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