Day 199 of San Diego

Today was SUPER short. At least, at school. I didn't have ENGL or NUTR. But in SOC, I had to watch a presentation on sex toys. What an interesting subject!

I thought I was going to be in trouble since I was late. I don't know how 9:30 AM traffic is in my area. I judged it wrong... I was stuck at the start of an exit in which I typically fly through. It was raining, and that usually means people act stupid. I almost got into two accidents because of "cautious" drivers.

I arrived in class three minutes late. I figured the classroom doors were locked. I swear, I thought I heard someone say once a presentation starts, the teacher locks the classroom doors so the presenters aren't interrupted. Thankfully, they weren't locked. I sat my ass down in the back of the class and payed attention to the sex toys PowerPoint.

The hilarious part of the day was when one of the presenters passed around candy from one (or several) sex toy shops. They were penis-shaped candies! I was horrified when some of the classmates would take a handful of the dick-shaped candies and shove them in their mouth... When the candy was passed to me, I immediately passed them to the next guy. I couldn't stop staring at the girls who took a handful. I kept thinking about how... they could... possibly... you know... like dick in their mouth... Actual dick.

And then, when a presenter said, "Whoever comments on this presentation first wins free penis-shaped candies!" and a blonde, preppy chick in front of me SHOT her hand up like it was her destiny to shove more dick-shaped candies down her throat, and the presenter threw the candies at her and she said her comment.

Ri-DICK-ulous.

After class, I waited for three o'clock to roll around. That was when the World Cup match between USA and Ghana started. I watched the entire thing! It was intense! I didn't think I would be into soccer! Yet, I will still claim American football as my favorite sport. No questions asked.

CONGRATULATIONS USA!!!!!!!!!

Tomorrow, I have my NUTR "final." I haven't studied yet. I'm planning on waking up early, about eight, and studying before leaving at eleven to school.

I'm sure it won't be excruciatingly tough. Honestly, I want to get it done and over with.

And that's what I'll do!

Distant Oasis

The frozen, fissured surface of Jupiter's moon Europa, seen here in a colorized mosaic image from the Galileo spacecraft, hides a liquid ocean that may hold all the ingredients needed for life. (By: Galileo Project/NASA/JPL and Ted Stryk)